I just came back from a balls ass perfect two week road trip through Alaska and all I can say is, guys, fucking GO TO ALASKA. It’s a beautiful state, sure. But I love it because it’s just fucking weird. Like, legit the second weirdest place I’ve ever been (after North Korea). Here is an outline of my trip, along with what I would do differently next time around.
I’m always surprised at how few Americans visit Central America, with the exception of expensive, western-monopolized, crocks-with-socks Costa Rica. There are so many countries in this region where you can get off a fucking resort and have a blast for less money. Like Guatemala! Here are my best tips for traveling this gorgeous country!
I went through six different titles and finally had to settle on the most blunt one. I fucking love Montreal. I cannot for the life of me understand why New Yorkers willingly get stuck in Hamptons traffic for six fucking hours, instead of just heading over to our neighbors in the north.
Two of the crunchiest hippie towns I have ever visited were Nimbin, Australia and San Marcos, Guatemala. If you are debating between which to visit (I doubt you are, but I just learned that some dudes like being suspended from ceilings by their testicles, so anything is possible), hopefully the following information will help you make your decision.
I know you mean it in a nice way. I know you want me to have the surreal experience of being back in the 1950’s. I know you want me to feel like Cuba is unlike any other country in the world. But saying, “go to Cuba before it changes” is assholic on so many levels.
Everything you need to know for a dope ass Cuban adventure!
When you need to get out of the city to drink beer and enjoy the Hudson
If you are only able to go to one Island in NZ, make it the South. It really is as spectacular as everyone says. I highly recommend renting a car to get around (I got a cheap one from Ace Rentals). Honestly, this entire region is not about the destination, but about the gorgeous landscapes that take your breath away while en route…check out my itinerary + photo journal of my time in the South Island
“Should I go to the North Island or the South?” says everyone on a travel time crunch who wants to experience the best of New Zealand. Most people will pretty eagerly say South, and I’m not going to disagree with them; the South is a mind fuck of beauty. But the North Island has some gems as well, and if you have the time I highly recommend checking out both spots. Here is a photo journal (featuring #truetea commentary and some tips and tricks) of my two weeks in the North Island!